Skrillex Latest Victim In Slew Of Celebrity Death Hoaxes

Dubstep lovers of the world can breathe a sigh of relief – the mighty Skrillex is not, in fact, dead. It was reported early this morning that the bass-dropping superstar had died at the young age of 24, and that the cause of death had yet to be determined. As the “news” spread, it was rumored that what caused the young DJ’s untimely demise was: a cocaine overdose, cancer, a car crash, and…being shot 12 times. Joke’s on them, we guess.

One Reply to Skrillex Latest Victim In Slew Of Celebrity Death Hoaxes

  1. case says:

    very funny. I heard he fell into his concrete grinder.

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